Probable Fact #2
stfutautologists: If George Carlin were alive today his most hated social network would be Twitter.* If I post on Twitter does that make me a twit? And if the present tense verb for Twitter is to twit, wouldn’t the past tense be twat? “Mary is a twit because she twat on Twitter all day.” *This is true to a 98.998% degree of certainty
Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids instead of assteroids?– George Carlin (via lust-and-cynicism)
eridone: people legitimately terrified by the slenderman game
Reblog if you think the next disney prince should...
4 million and counting 5 million This should get to 10 million, come on people. Always reblog when it comes up on my dash. ehh, why not?
goodevening-commissioner: astrologicalarcher: jalapeno-pepper-poppers: amayahlouise: pinocchiosgotwood: thegraingerzone: dustinalex91: THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT. TOTALLY, AND UTTERLY, BALLS TO THE WALL, BRILLIANT!! OMFG YES BUT NO Haha, this is awesome. I CAN’T EVEN WHAT ACTUALLY PERFECTION QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM
2006: Wow, I was really annoying last year
2007: Wow, I was really annoying last year
2008: Wow, I was really annoying last year
2009: Wow, I was really annoying last year
2010: Wow, I was really annoying last year
2011: Wow, I was really annoying last year
2012: Wow, I'm really annoying this year
Fuck Off, Helen: Is Pixel Art "Art"? No. →
adriofthedead: bayleef: nikeairkicks: Look at any pixel art piece and you will find that it’s just tiny dots on a computer screen, made in MS Paint. Not impressive, sorry. If I wanted to I could open Paint right now and make a Mario sprite. Is that art? No. Anyone and everyone…
blackstanlee: hannameth: i just saw porn on my dash and gagged gagged on what?
Shell Oil "Just For Kids" Page
bloodbending: i really wish this was a joke