August 2012
Probable Fact #2
stfutautologists:
If George Carlin were alive today his most hated social network would be Twitter.*
If I post on Twitter does that make me a twit? And if the present tense verb for Twitter is to twit, wouldn’t the past tense be twat? “Mary is a twit because she twat on Twitter all day.”
*This is true to a 98.998% degree of certainty
“Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids instead of assteroids?”
– George Carlin (via lust-and-cynicism)
kanyewesticle:
fuckyeahreactions:
eridone:
people legitimately terrified by the slenderman game
Reblog if you think the next disney prince should...
4 million and counting
5 million
This should get to 10 million, come on people.
Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.
ehh, why not?
Watchgoodevening-commissioner:
astrologicalarcher:
jalapeno-pepper-poppers:
amayahlouise:
pinocchiosgotwood:
thegraingerzone:
dustinalex91:
THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT.
TOTALLY, AND UTTERLY, BALLS TO THE WALL, BRILLIANT!!
OMFG YES BUT NO
Haha, this is awesome.
I CAN’T EVEN WHAT
ACTUALLY PERFECTION
QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM
2006: Wow, I was really annoying last year
2007: Wow, I was really annoying last year
2008: Wow, I was really annoying last year
2009: Wow, I was really annoying last year
2010: Wow, I was really annoying last year
2011: Wow, I was really annoying last year
2012: Wow, I'm really annoying this year
Fuck Off, Helen: Is Pixel Art "Art"? No. →
adriofthedead:
bayleef:
nikeairkicks:
Look at any pixel art piece and you will find that it’s just tiny dots on a computer screen, made in MS Paint. Not impressive, sorry. If I wanted to I could open Paint right now and make a Mario sprite. Is that art? No. Anyone and everyone…
blackstanlee:
hannameth:
i just saw porn on my dash and gagged
gagged on what?
Shell Oil "Just For Kids" Page
bloodbending:
i really wish this was a joke
