Muggle-born students being taught about the spell obliviate and immediately declaring their wands ‘neuralyzers’ and spending the rest of the day erasing people’s memories and quoting Men In Black, much to the confusion of the purebloods. But there’s this one muggle-born professor who thinks it’s hilarious and proclaims himself Agent K and magics up black sunglasses for all the people who get it and they spend the day annoying the hell out of everyone.
the hot topic stores open their doors
there upon those floors the kids discover gamzee
his polka dots
the new GIR is upon us
the beginning of the end is here
In the high school halls, you can hear the freshman chanting
"H0nk!!!!….I’m so random!! :0)"
"MoThEr fUcKiNg pIe~"
Jessica Williams and Travon (one of the staff writers) do it again!
This is why white women can’t be in the natural hair movement
Had to bold that comment
R.I.P. Amy Winehouse (September 14, 1983 - July 23, 2011)
What if humans had wings and the feathers were the same color as our natural hair color but we could dye them different colors if we wanted to or add glitter and there were salons dedicated to wings where we could get them preened and colored and there was a whole section of fashion and health dedicated to wings and work-outs designed to make your flight muscles stronger for endurance or speed and and and
Dude, what are you on? I want a hit.
the future is here and it’s horrible
I swear to god when this godforsaken update finally fucking comes this entire fucking fandom will just
I love how the fandom isn’t named, but we all know which fandom it is
a few tags of people who were almost there
we’re dying out. people are forgetting
Things that should not have been forgotten are lost.
He was almost President.
I just wanna ride my bike.
If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.