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phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

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iamcamdon:

speckster:

reptilereasons:

this period of the simpsons where homer is pretty clueless but still tries hard to be a good father because he does love his kids is my favourite, so many feelings

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GROSS SOBBING

Something I really really liked about a few of the Homer/Lisa episodes in the earlier seasons of the show was how it paints a really sweet yet unconventional father/daughter relationship, basically in the way that Homer is a parental force to Lisa, so too is Lisa a parental force to Homer. 

It’s really highlighted in one particular scene in the “future” episode “Lisa’s Wedding”, where Homer has a nice conversation with her just before her wedding.

Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson.  You know, I always felt you were the best thing my name ever got attached to. Since the time you learned to pin your own diapers, you've been smarter than me.
 Lisa: Oh, Dad --
Homer: No, no, let me finish.  I just want you to know I've always been proud of you.  You're my greatest accomplishment and you did it all yourself.  You helped me understand my own wife better and taught me to be a better person, but you're also my daughter, and I don't think anybody could have had a better daughter than you--
 Lisa: Dad, you're babbling.
Homer: See?  You're still helping me.


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heyitspj:

"Men are awesome", I say.
"NOT ALL MEN", the Mens’ Rights Activists chimes in before freezing where he stands. I’ve got him now, I’ve won.
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jazuthevulcanprincess:

hotgrunkle:

kaelio:

Have you ever seen something completely baffling but also technically excellent? I can’t believe how well this person edited Jane into Treasure Planet so she and Captain Amelia could fight the bad guy from Osmosis Jones. “Man,” I say to myself, “I could never make this bizarre music video about beloved animated characters becoming ghosts.”

What the fuck

I ship this now

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hannakdraws:

building concept 

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pengwhat:

insanitybreach:

See this is actually a really neat look at how history works.

Who writes the history books?

The survivors.

Who survives?

The victors.

well

10.21.14 ♥ 145202

deanwinchestersshortshorts:

stability:

The grinch had 2 moms and no one ever said anything about it

the grinch isn’t a good example of a child successfully being brought up by homosexuals 

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scenicroutes:

theatricalmenace:

tayloracleswift:

scenicroutes:

frank underwood:

-bi

-southern accent

-murdered peter russo and zoe barnes to be president

taylor swift:

-bi

-southern accent

-murdered joe jonas and camilla belle to win the best album grammy for fearless

coincidence?

Frank Underwood: *is married to a tall blonde woman*

Taylor Swift: image

FUCKING SPOILERS YOU SACK OF SHIT

i’m sorry for not tagging two-year-old house of cards spoilers in the middle of my very serious 2 AM shitposting

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micthemicrophone:

cherryqueenx:

davidohdrums:

marypoppinthatpussy:

oH MY GOD

ow shoot

WHATS THIS MOVIE CALLED!?

Osmosis Jones

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romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

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5anddime:

ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

She learned from experience. That look on her face is one who found out all of Jack-Jack’s powers through trial by fire.

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actualjainasolo:

darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

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exoticwild:

defluxxus:

i don’t know why but i really like this

this is perfect

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